Zombies Vs. Unicorns, Edited by Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier

Something terrible has happened. I was totally Team Unicorn going into this book. I just really wanted to read about some awesome killer unicorns. And there were indeed some awesome killer unicorns. But I found myself completely seduced by Team Zombie! All of my favorite stories from this anthology are zombie stories.

As you have probably gathered, Zombies Vs. Unicorns is a short story anthology in which editors Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier pit their respective supernatural creatures against each other. Sadly, these two ladies (who are two of my favorite authors) did not write stories for this collection. However, they did write introductions to each story, which are full of smack talk about each others' teams and help bind the stories together.

Holly Black leads Team Unicorn, which includes Kathleen Duey, Meg Cabot, Garth Nix, Margo Lanagan, Naomi Novik, and Diana Peterfreund. Team Unicorn presents us with some traditional unicorns with healing powers, some ironic hearts-and-rainbows unicorns, and lots of killer unicorns goring people with their horns. My favorite unicorn story is Meg Cabot's "Princess Prettypants", which takes a kind of traditional coming-of-age story and adds a humorous unicorn who glows and farts flowers, and then helps the protagonist get revenge on the boys who have hurt her and her best friend. I also love Diana Peterfreund's story, "The Care and Feeding of Your Baby Killer Unicorn", which takes place in a world in which unicorns are going extinct, but they are considered nasty, bloodthirsty monsters.

Heading up Team Zombie is Justine Larbalestier, and shambling behind her are authors Libba Bray, Alaya Dawn Johnson, Cassandra Clare, Maureen Johnson, Carrie Ryan, and Scott Westerfeld. Carrie Ryan's story "Bougainvillea" is my favorite of the entire anthology. I guess this shouldn't be surprising, since as the author of The Forest of Hands and Teeth series, Ryan is the zombie queen of YA right now. I love how she uses dual timelines to introduce us to the protagonist, Iza, and jump into the action simultaneously. The best part is the way she subverted the romance novels that Iza loves to read into an ending where Iza is a kick-ass girl who rescues herself instead of needing to be rescued by a man. Alaya Dawn Johnson's "Love Will Tear Us Apart" is a funny, sexy zombie story, which is something I never thought I'd say. And "Prom Night" by Libba Bray is a very clever take on a typical teen trope. In Bray's story, the adults have all been infected with the zombie virus, so the teenagers have driven all the adults out of town or killed them, and are running the town by themselves. It's a bittersweet story that takes place on a night when most teens want nothing more than for their parents to go away.

Zombies Vs. Unicorns comes out on September 21. Go Team Zombie!

Next up: Zombies Vs. Unicorns

Coming up later this week, my next review will be the short story collection Zombies Vs. Unicorns, edited by Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier. I got my advance copy signed at BEA by Holly and Justine, as well as contributing authors Scott Westerfeld and Alaya Dawn Johnson! I am loving it so far. Something is troubling me, though: while I initially thought I was Team Unicorn, I fear I am being swayed by Team Zombie! I don't want to become one of the shambling masses! Team Unicorn, don't fail me.